How To Be A Toilet.

This is not a task recommended for those who don't like butts, poop, pee, or other human waste.
1. Open Wide. It's going to be a big job.
2. Be understanding. You don't know what that person had eaten and the stomach pain they had gone through.
3. Be caring. No one likes having the cold water splash up on their butt in the middle of taking care of business.
4. Be inviting. Nothing says "This sucks" like sitting down on a cold toilet seat.
5. Get the job done. Be sure to flush away all the bad stuff to avoid being plunged.
And that's how to he a toilet.