Unwritten Rules of Being in the Girl's Locker Room

The Girls locker room!!! Being in the girl's locker room is not a scary place just be aware of your surroundings. You can't turn your back for one second without something happening to you or to someone else. Be prepare.

1. If you are in the girls locker and you know you kind of have a stinch on you or you're musty. Tip: take your clothes off at the same time as the person next to you, so you won't be automatically spotted.
2. Make sure you do not have a murph (wedgie) or girls will say OUT LOUD ewwww pull that out! That's so NASTY! I see your "behind."
3. If you are ASHY and in NEED of some LOTION whisper to one or two people that's the closest next to you do you have some lotion. If not, make the quickest route possible to the nearest water place or someone you can TRUST to get some lotion on those ashy ankles or someone will EMBARASS you in front of everybody in that locker room because of how ashy you are.
4. If you are wearing flats, sandals, or shoes that don't need socks make sure you bring an extra pair of socks for p.e. or spray your shoes with something that smells like febreze. If you don't, rumors will go around and say you have some smelly fungus feet.
5. If you are on "that time of the month" wear some shorts under your pants or make sure you smell really good before removing any clothing because if anyone smells something, they will say something OUT LOUD.
6. Do not forget your p.e. clothes because if you do that word LOANER will stick to you.
7. When you are dressing out, make sure you have your backside to a wall or something that covers it because your friends will come behind and smack you as hard as they could. REAL TALK! Be prepared and take cover.
8. If you let out a little gas be sure you are not the first one who says, "Do you smell that," because they will automatically blame you and put you on blast.
9. Make sure you have every undergarment on right and tight before taking off any clothes because whoever got flashed will say something that makes you feel bad about yourself and everyone will stare at you like you have something on your face.
10. Lastly, before you are finished make sure you look in the mirror and check every aspect of your body to see if anything is messed up or showing something or anything because most girls will just let you walk out looking like a hot mess.

These are the unwritten rules of being in the girl's locker room. Take them in and make sure you don't forget. Be prepared and take cover!