The Unwritten Rules of Going To The Girls Bathroom:
1. Don't ever go alone. You never know if your enemy is in there doing her make up and you might need back up.
2. Always wash your hands. Even if you don't usually, do it because if someone sees you leave without doing it then rumors will spread saying you're dirty.
3. Don't actually sit on the toilet. You have no idea who's sat there.
4. If you see two girls arguing in there then you leave.
5. If all the mirrors are taken by the popular girls doing their make up then you just wait till they're done to wash your hands.
6. ALWAYS check if there is toilet paper. NOBODY is going to put their hand under the door to give you some.
7. Don't put your backpack on the ground. The ground is disgusting and that's why you bring your best friend so they can hold your stuff while you do your business.
8. Don't talk to anyone from separate stalls. That's just weird and nobody wants to be bothered while taking care of business.
9. DON'T EVER, EVER, look through the crack in the stall. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MIGHT SEE.
10. If you're going to text while in there, go in a stall so the proctors won't see you on your phone when they walk in.
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